Jared could tell you all about where he grew up (Minnesota) or what his favorite color is (orange). He could spin you yarns about the time he broke his arm in the fifth grade (by doing a really sweet back flip off of a swing). He could tell you where he attended college (Northwestern University) or what he studied there (film/television), or he could tell you the color of his eyes (blue) or even his shoe size (9-10, depending on the brand).
If prodded, Jared might even tell you about his greatest desire (to own a corgi), his greatest weakness (buffalo wings), or his greatest fears (including but not limited to birds and abandoned cars). He probably won’t tell you about that one time (a squirrel fell out of a tree right in front of him and ruined his day) or that one thing (where he would spin in circles for hours while playing with a Bop It). In fact, I’m not really sure what Jared will tell you; some things are better left unknown (like the Bop It thing).
Why I like to work at Jellyvision
The people are hilarious and really kind and don’t (to my knowledge) hold that one time I totally botched making coffee against me.