Try Our Latest Benefits-Themed Cocktail: The COBRA Bite!

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COBRA bite copyHappy April, everyone! If you’re looking to celebrate spring with the help of a nice, smooth drink, look no further than our latest benefits-themed cocktail: The COBRA Bite!

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 pint of hard cider
  • 1/2 pint of lager
  • A splash of blackcurrant syrup

Instructions:

Grab a pint glass. Pour the cider in first, then your lager of choice, then the dash of blackcurrant syrup.

Put the cocktail aside until your guest experiences a qualifying event such as losing their job, getting a divorce, or busting out a truly awkward move on the dance floor. Then, offer it to them–and anyone they came to the party with!

Wait 60 days, and if they haven’t drunk it yet, pour the whole thing out.

If your guest doesn’t bite on this COBRA cocktail (whether because of the cost or the alcohol content), you can always suggest the ‘Private Plan‘ to them instead:

Ingredients:

  • 1 pint of regular ol’ non-alcoholic apple cider
  • A dash of blackcurrant syrup

Instructions:

Grab another pint glass. Pour in the apple cider. Then, splash in the blackcurrant syrup on top.

Enjoy your drinks and your Friday, everyone! We’ll see you next week.


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