In honor of Mother’s Day (it’s May 13, don’t forget!), here’s a list of the benefits we bet your company would offer if all of our moms were calling the shots. Please enjoy or we’ll tell your father:
- Weekly benefits fairs / mixers where maybe you could meet a nice boy for a change
- Health insurance that lets parents claim their kids as a dependent forever (awwwww)
- Half-price Curves membership
- Tax credit for the cost of driving up to see us once in a while
- Hugs and lots of ’em!
- Free Pizza Hut Personal Pan Pizza if you read 10 white papers in a week
- Unlimited chicken soup
- One passive-aggressive copy of The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up
- Student debt relief
- Free childcare (Hint-hint!)
- Mandatory buy-one-get-one-free family photo session at Sears (includes 2 sets of 5×7 frames)
Anyway…happy early Mother’s Day, everyone!
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