For centuries, mankind has settled its conflicts with games of foosball. Disagreements over who has to pay the tab? Decided by foosball. Arguments over sitting shotgun? Foosball. The Treaty of Paris that ended the Revolutionary War? Sealed with a sporting game of foosball. (All the foos men had wigs, which was the custom at the time.)
Last week, Jellyvision joined the proud tradition of foosball conflict resolution with the most meta of foosball battles: a foosball tournament to decide who gets the foosball table.
We’re doing some office space reorganizing, you see, and Jellyvision and Jackbox Games will no longer be able to share a foosball table. So we foosed for it.
Spirits were high, and the competition was tough. Teams faced off until the ultimate championship showdown: Jellyvision vs. Jackbox for possession of the table.
Alas, Jackbox came up with the win.
But we Jellyvisioners behaved ourselves just like our revolutionary predecessors: by briefly gnashing our wooden teeth, and then respectfully saluting a job well done.
Congratulations, Jackbox! Rematch in 2015?